If this has been posted before, delete this!!!!
Once upon a time, a city was flooded.
Everyone run away but the priest stayed in the church.
They came with a jeep and told him “Come with us”, but he said “No need, God will help me.”
They came again with a boat ,since there was so much water,
and told him “Come with us, you’ll drown!” but he said “No need, God will help me.”
The water level rised so much he had to go on the roof of the church.
They came again, this time with a helicopter and said “Come with us, your dieing!!” but he said “No need, God will help me.” He then died (obviously) and went to heaven. He asked “God, why did you let me drown?? I really believed in you,” and God said “WTF do you want from me?!?!? I send you a jeep, a boat and a bloody helicopter, but you just didn’t want to live.” 
