A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always ...
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your
emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
doesn’t have an eleven on it. ...
In a classroom, a teacher advised his pupils to work together because two heads are better than one. Then , one of the smartest kids argued,
"Sir , why are ...