"Why is it called 'dry humping' if I always need a towel after?"

24 dollars women are paying for undershorts with holes in the crotch. Daggone, I got a whole drawer full of them at the house

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab, and you think the fare is the time.

Recently my roommate walked in on me while I was masturbating. I'm sorry, I said that wrong. Recently I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept ...