What does a camera, a condom and a womans mouth all have in common? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Their all there to capture that special moment
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
White With Black Stripes? Once there were two zebras. One zebra asked the other: "Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" The other ...