Man: Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? Doctor: Try coming home drunk at three in the morning!

A chicken sandwich walks into the bar and orders a beer and some peanuts. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there ...