Musical Terms, A revised musical dictionary

Here are are several musical terms with definitions which you may make your understanding of music easier.

Pizzacato – literally “Cat Pizza” Anchovies optional.

Ritard – well … the bass section, mostly.

Mode – a key, reflecting a particular emotion. As in “I can’t sing that. I’m not in the mode.”

Parallel Organum – A method of musical gratification frowned on by early church fathers.

Obligato – a high pitched turkey call. Usually heard in the wild as “obblegobble”.

Faggott – a bassoon. Yes, a bassoon.

Camerata – a small camera.

Cantata – a small can.

Sonata – a small son.

Prelude – a small Japanese car.

Glockenspiel – a dark German beer. As in “Hey, Jim-Bob, throw me another Glockenspiel!”

Homophony – an irrational fear of bassoons.

Letcher Lines – “Hey baby, what’s your sign? Come to choir practice often?”

Libretto – a soprano born in September. Usually highly compatible with a Saggitario. (See Letcher Lines)

Minuette – roughly 52 seconds.

Rubato – a reddish-brown vegetable found on cat-pizzas.

Tonic – What is generally enjoyed over ice after choir rehearsal.

Dominant – In a choral relationship, usually the alto.

Euphonium – A choir invitation. If they won’t answer your letters, euphonium.

Augmentation – Special surgery for sopranos involving the implantation of falsettos.

Basso Obstinato – recurring wrong notes in the bass section.

Incomplete Cadence – harmonius interruptus.

Metronome – small elves which live in the London subway system.

Basso Continuo – When the director can’t get them to stop.

Score – Sopranos 3, Tenors 0.

Riff – What happens when someone takes your choir robe.

Contralto – An alto who has been convicted.

Polychoral Motet – Six parrots singing “Cantate Domino.”

Aleatoric (Chance) Music – Music performed by the random selection of pitches and rhythms. Frequently found in the choir anthem.

Castrato – The highest male voice (some alteration required.)

Étude – A sneeze on pitch.

Concerto Grosso – A “Polka” Mass.

Glissando – What directly precedes the highest note of a descant.

Leitmotif – Like a regular motif, but less filling.

Polonaise – A condiment frequently put on a parrot sandwich.

Recapitulation – What usually happens after you eat a parrot sandwich.

Rondo – A popular sixties song as in “Help, help me, Rondo.”

Theme – “We hate this song.”

Theme and Variations – “We hate this song, the composer and all of the composer’s relatives.”

Sectional Harassment Lawsuit – What happens when the director suggests that the altos “Sing from their diaphragms.”

So, as you can clearly tell, music is a very difficult and complex subject which requires years and years of careful study.
Learn these definitions. They’ll be on the test. Big Grin

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