01 – Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
02 – We look, we’ll try!
03 – Can you let me call.
04 – My, how you lose weight!
05 – Stay calm, everything will be OK.
06 – Thursday, without fail, your car will be ready.
07 – Pay my part that after I hit you.
08 – I only drink socially.
09 – This is for your own good …
10 – I was going through here and decided rise.
11 – Am I selling at cost.
12 – I will not tell anyone.
13 – Not for the money, is a question of principles.
14 – We are just good friends …
15 – What is your beautiful baby.
16 – You can count on me!
17 – You are becoming younger.
18 – I noticed you did not wig …
19 – Never before paint-brush.
20 – You were the best fuck I ever had!
21 – Does not contain chemical additives.
22 – I’m no return, take a gum.
23 – Thanks for this, was exactly what I was needing ….
24 – Do not worry, the clothes will not shrink.
25 – Do not worry, this outfit will lacear.
26 – This guy is your clothes!
27 – I could not avoid.
28 – All that is mine is yours.
29 – Inflation will fall.
30 – I am not candidate.
31 – Beginning the diet in the second …
32 – The work exalts the man!
33 – This never happened to me …
34 – This will hurt more for me than you.
35 – Money does not bring happiness.
36 – Have you ever been the only!
37 – Can I go after that.
38 – I was not looking …
39 – Glad you have arranged otherwise, I’m happy.
40 – The friendship is what matters.
41 – I swear I did not know!
42 – Do not tell me that.
43 – You are perfect!
44 – This car has never been beaten, but is in the garage …
45 – I am not off the Jiu-Jitsu!
46 – I called but nobody answered …
47 – Beauty and money do not matter, but be happy.
48 – She was a virgin when I met her.
49 – Never betray you!
50 – The lies above, never talked …
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